Feelings of hurt, sorrow, frothing at the mouth, rage towards said ’scientists’.
Why, you ask, might I be experiencing these seemingly unrelated symptoms? It is because I now mourn the loss of one of, if not the best, planet in the whole entire universe: Pluto.
I’d write a song for you, oh ‘dwarf planet’, but alas, the sadness is too overwhelming. Oh jeez, I’m not long for this world–soon I’ll be with you, my sweet demoted planet, soon we’ll be together!
